Dec
5
― Neil Gaiman, American Gods
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU SAY FUCK THE LEMONS AND BAIL
If you eat a lot you’re gonna poop a lot so plan ahead.
(mib)
“Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.” - W. C. Fields
(via zucherman)
I don’t know that I have a particular vice. I just want more of everything.
(Justin Townes Earle)
(via nevver)